Mayo Missile

verb. The action of throwing Mayo Brown onto someone head-on

exclamation. to be shouted when doing a Mayo Missile

noun. Mayo Brown after being Mayo Missiled

Dude, you just hit me. well take this..... "Mayo Missile"

by Magic Table Kid November 27, 2004

Memphis Missile

A Memphis Missile occurs when the receiver of a Tennessee Torpedo expels the corn nibblets onto the chest/vulva/body of his/her partner after getting torpedoed.

Man, I had a wild night last night! I was having sexy times with my lady when she asked me to pleasure her with a corn cob, a little Tennessee Torpedo action. Afterwards, she farted the corn nibblets on my chest. That was my first Memphis Missile, but certainly not the last!

by IndieQueen October 9, 2008

Cruise Missile

1. After foreplay but before sex a man stands on the end of the bed whilst the woman lies on the bed, usually underneath him. The man then lets a cry, usually CRUISE MISSILE or KAMIKAZE and then jumps onto the woman aiming to conduct sexual intercourse at a heightened velocity.

2. A type of weapon employed by armed forces to take out enemy instillations at a long to medium range.

1. Man 1: Hey man I totally cruise missiled my girlfriend last night.

Man 2: Is that why you're walking funny today and you have a black eye?

Man 1: Totally worth it.

2. General: Privates this is a cruise missile. You will be working with this for most of your army career.

Private: Hey that reminds me, I'm seeing my girlfriend tonight.

by Jenno18 July 28, 2010

Greek Missile

The act of a Greek male ejaculating his load onto someone or something.

Jorge: Hey how did your date go last night?

Panos: Ohh! It went well, luckily she didn't have a pickled donut.

Jorge: Did you give her the Greek Missile?!

Panos: You bet! She got a German Snack Pack to go along with it.

Jorge: Gross bitch.

Panos: d

by Arousedgreek February 9, 2010

mush missile

when a super hot girl has an ugly friend and her friend makes you soft

John: man katie is so hot
jake: yeah but her friend jenna gives me a mush missile

by bigfoothairyman April 11, 2015

Squid Missile

Bike of choice for a young squid. Has to be a supersport, 600cc or higher.

"Yo dude, check it out, just picked up this beast, absolute steal, a 2009 gixxer 750 with only 20000 miles for a cool 10 bands. And he said he only laid it down once!"

"Jesus Kyle what the fuck were you thinking bro? That's a god damn Squid Missile!"

by plebican September 1, 2022

pork missiles

Slamming down hot dogs at a sporting event as a spectator or participant.

Can’t wait to golf tomorrow. Slamming pork missiles, hitting nukes and Sundays are for the boys.

by @p_didodo July 21, 2022