by Dallas jew January 31, 2021
Get the Jew Flutemug. An exercise executed to avoid embarrassment whilst going to the loo in a place where a large, and/or loud poo may be released, and consequently heard by others.
A large amount of loo paper (sometimes a towel) is held directly underneath the bottom of the seated individual currently on the loo. Thus, the excess paper is designed to absorb most of the sound given off from the motion and changes the pitch of the tone to a more subdued base note.
Normally performed in public toilets where the walls separating the individual bowls are marginal; but also when a colleague/family member is know to be in close proximity.
A large amount of loo paper (sometimes a towel) is held directly underneath the bottom of the seated individual currently on the loo. Thus, the excess paper is designed to absorb most of the sound given off from the motion and changes the pitch of the tone to a more subdued base note.
Normally performed in public toilets where the walls separating the individual bowls are marginal; but also when a colleague/family member is know to be in close proximity.
Sam heard the others standing outside the loo, and because of the thin walls was forced to perform the muted-flute to avoid detection and embarrassment from his peers.
Josh entered the public loo's and knew straight away that today he'd be exercising the muted-flute as the partition between the individual lavatories was minimal.
Tom was going for a big crap - the muted flute was the obvious choice.
Josh entered the public loo's and knew straight away that today he'd be exercising the muted-flute as the partition between the individual lavatories was minimal.
Tom was going for a big crap - the muted flute was the obvious choice.
by goat19 May 16, 2009
Get the The muted-flutemug. Friend-Yo bro do u wanna smoke the jane flute with me after school i heard your interested
Me-I never said anything about the jane flute i am interested in the skin flute tho.
Me-I never said anything about the jane flute i am interested in the skin flute tho.
by Bgtom November 12, 2007
Get the jane flutemug. Rachel is so hot but she needs some more flute lessons if this is ever gonna work out.
My girl is no cock monger. She needs some flute lessons. She’s all teeth.
My girl is no cock monger. She needs some flute lessons. She’s all teeth.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018
Get the Flute Lessonsmug. by BigLongJon87 March 10, 2011
Get the bitch flutemug. a penis, cock, dick, or whatever nickname you may have for it
Also, "playing the skin flute"
(giving a bj)
Also, "playing the skin flute"
(giving a bj)
"Greg M. rubbed his skin flute as he watched the guys at the lunch table"
also, when asked if he "played the skin flute, Greg M. "Who doesn't play the skin flute?"
also, when asked if he "played the skin flute, Greg M. "Who doesn't play the skin flute?"
by LuNcH TaBlE FuN 20 December 5, 2003
Get the skin flutemug. by Dr. Poon January 17, 2009
Get the poon flutemug.