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Jew Flute

In Thin Man movie, a jazz player referred to his clarinet as a Jew Flute.
by Dallas jew January 31, 2021
mugGet the Jew Flutemug.

The muted-flute

An exercise executed to avoid embarrassment whilst going to the loo in a place where a large, and/or loud poo may be released, and consequently heard by others.

A large amount of loo paper (sometimes a towel) is held directly underneath the bottom of the seated individual currently on the loo. Thus, the excess paper is designed to absorb most of the sound given off from the motion and changes the pitch of the tone to a more subdued base note.

Normally performed in public toilets where the walls separating the individual bowls are marginal; but also when a colleague/family member is know to be in close proximity.
Sam heard the others standing outside the loo, and because of the thin walls was forced to perform the muted-flute to avoid detection and embarrassment from his peers.

Josh entered the public loo's and knew straight away that today he'd be exercising the muted-flute as the partition between the individual lavatories was minimal.

Tom was going for a big crap - the muted flute was the obvious choice.
by goat19 May 16, 2009
mugGet the The muted-flutemug.

jane flute

Friend-Yo bro do u wanna smoke the jane flute with me after school i heard your interested
Me-I never said anything about the jane flute i am interested in the skin flute tho.
by Bgtom November 12, 2007
mugGet the jane flutemug.

Flute Lessons

Rachel is so hot but she needs some more flute lessons if this is ever gonna work out.

My girl is no cock monger. She needs some flute lessons. She’s all teeth.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018
mugGet the Flute Lessonsmug.

bitch flute

when someone complains, they are playing their bitch flute
Stop playing your bitch flute so loud, it is very annoying
by BigLongJon87 March 10, 2011
mugGet the bitch flutemug.

skin flute

a penis, cock, dick, or whatever nickname you may have for it

Also, "playing the skin flute"
(giving a bj)
"Greg M. rubbed his skin flute as he watched the guys at the lunch table"

also, when asked if he "played the skin flute, Greg M. "Who doesn't play the skin flute?"
by LuNcH TaBlE FuN 20 December 5, 2003
mugGet the skin flutemug.

poon flute

A very wide and gaping vagina in which you can blow air across, producing a flute-esque tone.
"You see dat ho Charles?"

"Yeah, what about it?"

"Dat bitch got a poon flute!"
by Dr. Poon January 17, 2009
mugGet the poon flutemug.

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