A couple who cannot decide whether or not they actually feel sexually attracted to one another. This indecision is only pertinent only to the couple however because the sheer volume of time they spend with each other alongside of the quasi-couple activities they perform together, which often culminates in sleeping in the same bed .Because of these activities This couple is usually recognized as being together by everyone in their social circle, with the resulting teasing often driving the couple even closer together, particularly when under the influence of Tequila.
When asked about sleeping habits, they answer 'Hey, it makes sense for us to sleep in the same bed. For one, it's warmer. Two, when I have a weird dream I can wake him up and tell him about it. Three, it's just nice to have your best friend there to talk to.'
When asked why this does not seem at all similar to a relationship, the closeted couple participant does not understand the question and walks away.
When asked why this does not seem at all similar to a relationship, the closeted couple participant does not understand the question and walks away.
by The watcher of Wayne's world. March 12, 2012
Get the Closeted Couplemug. A happy couple, usually two people, consists of a 50/50 relationship on both sides. Common couple names are Ivan and Lola, me and your mom, your mom and i, your mom and me, etc.
by IvanTheWiseMan April 6, 2021
Get the happy couplemug. A deceiving pick up line implying one has a lot of money wagered on a particular sporting event. It is used by a guy to get a woman’s attention who also happens to be watching the same game.
Bob: That woman is watching the football game. I am going to go and tell her I have A couple Gs on it. Hopefully that will lead to some chit chat with her.
Fred: Best of Luck.
Fred: Best of Luck.
by Slabshack November 29, 2018
Get the A couple Gs on itmug. by Atlantaknight July 11, 2014
Get the ir couplemug. A committed couple that does not have regular sex but does (usually) live together and love one another. Even though not sexual, the relationship is dedicated to spending time together and relationship building. The partnership is often seen as a long-term or even a lifetime commitment for each person in the relationship.
Yes Joe and Jill are together they just don't have sex. They are a comfort couple and will probably be together for life knowing them.
by austinanswer March 2, 2011
Get the Comfort Couplemug. by Mad Dan (Leicester) February 10, 2015
Get the Power Couplemug. when two individually kick ass people join and have a kick ass relationship and kick ass together on the daily
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are the best power couple, I loved them both before they were together and now they are my favorite couple in Hollywood.
by kickass321 January 28, 2015
Get the power couplemug.