Psuedo-Swifty

Someone who doesn't like Taylor Swift, They do like covers of her music in different styles though.

"Nah Joe isn't a Swifty he doesn't like her music. He's a psuedo-Swifty though he listens to covers"

by khaaaannnn April 6, 2024

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Swifty

Someone who is really obsessed with Taylor swift

I love Taylor swift so much I am a swifty

by Therearenogoodnamesavalible April 8, 2024

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Swiftie

A word referring to someone who listens to white chick artists such as Taylor Swift or One Direction. They possess digital skillset of a boomer, but were born and raised as a Gen-Z.

Mike is such a Swiftie. Can't even upload an image on IG even though we showed them how to .

by danqii May 1, 2024

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Swifty

When you unexpectedly slide your tongue in the asshole of a wonderful woman

Hey Kimmy! how's about a swifty to start your day! I know how you love a swift lick of that ass... tonsil deep!

by The Red Rabbit 122918 May 3, 2024

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The curse of Taylor Swift’s Unhinged fan base. An attempt to cause TERRIBLE things to happen to anyone who makes/does ANYTHING about Taylor Swift that they do not like. Of course, this hex doesn’t work. Uncommonly used by swifties, as they usually call the person committing the “offense” a misogynist, fat slob who will never find love (even if they already have) before attempting anything else, but if they get angry enough they will perform the “Swiftie Hex” and “curse” the receiver, attempting to hurt/kill them (somehow). They appear to believe this actually works, but it doesn’t.

Swiftie Hex: Your legs will shrivel, your eyes will bulge. All parts of your body will go numb, before your heart explodes and destroys your ribs, causing your organs to collapse and your bones to rot like the sewer rat you are.

by RandomGuy444 May 14, 2024

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