Skeeter Meter

A device used to measure the amount of ejaculatory fluids stored in one ones testicals

Just found out I'm ready to spluge after I checked my Skeeter Meter

by McSkeet September 15, 2011

skeeter bridges

when an all black guy has no butt...even though it should come naturally.

Andrew Cummins is a black guy whose granny calls him skeeter bridges.

by Virgina Simmons. January 19, 2009

Skeeter

This is the type of person that plays airsoft. Likes to suck toes, and give head. While playing phasmophobia, this person loved making mom jokes about a ghost named Jane

Look at that Skeeter...

by Yuri19492 March 27, 2023

Skeeter

An idiot, moron, fool, retard, stupid, fat anything unrespectable

that man was a skeeter

by Your average skeeter October 8, 2020

skeeter Koon

A person who isn’t all there in the head

Wow that person reminds me of a skeeter Koon

by mypoopootastesgood May 31, 2024

Skeeter

A really cool guy! He gets lots of women! Generally hot ones. Loves to have a good time. He is so crazy!

Man I wish I was a skeeter.

by WaneFreeman April 16, 2018

Skeeter

An unattractive, foolish person, who just happens to be a simp/pervert

"Man, shut yo skeeter ass up!"

by Jeems Comedy July 4, 2022