chap mess

When you someone around you is being childish, difficult, or causing a lot of hostility as that of a child. Or one who behaves like a child.

Girl 1: Girl can you believe that he broke up with me, then afterwards he called me cussing me out cause I didn't give his Harry Potter book back?

Girl 2: Honey that's nothing but chap mess.

by A|H January 16, 2010

Mess Love

A Love relationship born out of drama.

I met my old man as a result of Mess Love .

by Jmeaty5 May 3, 2018

mega mess

the drunkest guy on the dancefloor

omg...look at that guy...he just slammed into the wall three times....i think he might be a mega mess!

by dolores hardesty January 16, 2011

Mess of a bloke

Derogatory term for a male who does things to the annoyance of his mates.

Man 1: We playing online tonight?
Man 2: Nah Darryl is playing football for the sixth time this week.
Man 3: What an absolute mess of a bloke.

by BShields90 March 28, 2022

pubic mess

the untamed jungle below the belt that can either make or break a hook-up

Gosh, that chick I hooked up with had a major pubic mess!

by Ignorant bittles December 20, 2008

pearly mess

When a man unexpectedly cums in a girls mouth, you tickle her, she laughs, then dribbles the pearly mess all over her neck/chest

I gave that nasty bitch a pearly mess then told her to clean that shit up. She didn't laugh after that.

by soflokavadefanators December 4, 2015

Hott Mess

Take a good look at yourself in the nearest mirror because either your hair, or makeup (or god-forbid outfit!) is out of control. Don't let the "hott" in front mess confuse you.. cus you def need some frizz spray or a hair brush..fast!

You look a hott mess today

by Sarah ohyeah February 27, 2008