verb. The action of throwing Mayo Brown onto someone head-on
exclamation. to be shouted when doing a Mayo Missile
noun. Mayo Brown after being Mayo Missiled
exclamation. to be shouted when doing a Mayo Missile
noun. Mayo Brown after being Mayo Missiled
by Magic Table Kid November 27, 2004
Get the Mayo Missile mug.A Memphis Missile occurs when the receiver of a Tennessee Torpedo expels the corn nibblets onto the chest/vulva/body of his/her partner after getting torpedoed.
Man, I had a wild night last night! I was having sexy times with my lady when she asked me to pleasure her with a corn cob, a little Tennessee Torpedo action. Afterwards, she farted the corn nibblets on my chest. That was my first Memphis Missile, but certainly not the last!
by IndieQueen October 9, 2008
Get the Memphis Missile mug.1. After foreplay but before sex a man stands on the end of the bed whilst the woman lies on the bed, usually underneath him. The man then lets a cry, usually CRUISE MISSILE or KAMIKAZE and then jumps onto the woman aiming to conduct sexual intercourse at a heightened velocity.
2. A type of weapon employed by armed forces to take out enemy instillations at a long to medium range.
2. A type of weapon employed by armed forces to take out enemy instillations at a long to medium range.
1. Man 1: Hey man I totally cruise missiled my girlfriend last night.
Man 2: Is that why you're walking funny today and you have a black eye?
Man 1: Totally worth it.
2. General: Privates this is a cruise missile. You will be working with this for most of your army career.
Private: Hey that reminds me, I'm seeing my girlfriend tonight.
Man 2: Is that why you're walking funny today and you have a black eye?
Man 1: Totally worth it.
2. General: Privates this is a cruise missile. You will be working with this for most of your army career.
Private: Hey that reminds me, I'm seeing my girlfriend tonight.
by Jenno18 July 28, 2010
Get the Cruise Missile mug.Jorge: Hey how did your date go last night?
Panos: Ohh! It went well, luckily she didn't have a pickled donut.
Jorge: Did you give her the Greek Missile?!
Panos: You bet! She got a German Snack Pack to go along with it.
Jorge: Gross bitch.
Panos: d
Panos: Ohh! It went well, luckily she didn't have a pickled donut.
Jorge: Did you give her the Greek Missile?!
Panos: You bet! She got a German Snack Pack to go along with it.
Jorge: Gross bitch.
Panos: d
by Arousedgreek February 9, 2010
Get the Greek Missile mug.Cooze is slang for wet horny pussy; vagina.
A cooze missile is a guy who is always getting laid. Pun of cruise missile. He's hung, his slick and he nails the cooze every time.
A cooze missile is a guy who is always getting laid. Pun of cruise missile. He's hung, his slick and he nails the cooze every time.
Barney: Have you met Tim? He's a total cooze missile.
Mark: Lucky bastard!
Sheila: do you have his digits?
Mark: Lucky bastard!
Sheila: do you have his digits?
by CrystalBlonde69 October 3, 2012
Get the cooze missile mug."Yo dude, check it out, just picked up this beast, absolute steal, a 2009 gixxer 750 with only 20000 miles for a cool 10 bands. And he said he only laid it down once!"
"Jesus Kyle what the fuck were you thinking bro? That's a god damn Squid Missile!"
"Jesus Kyle what the fuck were you thinking bro? That's a god damn Squid Missile!"
by plebican September 1, 2022
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