The rubbing and massaging of one's feet. Often interpreted as sensual. Something you never give another man's woman.
Vincent: I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so fucking cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it, she knows it, fucking Marsellus knew it, and Antwone should have fucking better known better. I mean, that's his fucking wife, man. He can't be expected to have a sense of humor about that shit. You know what I'm saying?
Jules: That's an interesting point. Come on, let's get into character.
Jules: That's an interesting point. Come on, let's get into character.
by Matt..... March 7, 2011
Get the Foot massagemug. The act of pissing on someones shoe while their using a stall in a public restroom. Typically done at a bar when the victim is drunk and taking a crap. The beauty of it is they, more often than not, will not be able to catch you. Step one: Approach urinal. Step Two: Make sure no one is around. Step Three: Turn towards stall and pick target. Step Four: Piss on the victims shoe. Step Five: Run. Step Six: Tell your buddies at the bar. Step Seven: Laugh as a pissed off drunk comes running out of the restroom with his pants around his ankles and a wet shoe sloshing against the ground.
Guy 1: Hey, whys that guy running around with his pants half off and screaming?
Guy 2: Oh, I gave him a wet foot.
Guy 1: Your an ass.
Guy 2: Yea, but its funny.
Guy 1: Totally.
Guy 2: Oh, I gave him a wet foot.
Guy 1: Your an ass.
Guy 2: Yea, but its funny.
Guy 1: Totally.
by Dark Lord Happy Pants August 7, 2007
Get the Wet Footmug. A height at which you are loved by every almost every girl regardless of how you look, dress, act, etc
by MacaroniAndDeeznuts November 14, 2015
Get the 6 footmug. Rob- Damn nigga wtf is that smell? ( *runs to bathroom and vomits*)
Todd- Bro Jarrett didn't wear socks again,,nigga got dat sperry foot rot stank.
Todd- Bro Jarrett didn't wear socks again,,nigga got dat sperry foot rot stank.
by str8 outta dp November 12, 2015
Get the Sperry Footmug. To ride a board of sport with a unique stance, leading with your right foot. (Despite what people might think, there is no correlation from being goofy footed to being left handed.)
by www.goofyfooted.com July 9, 2011
Get the goofy footedmug. Similar to the generic wedgie with a painful twist. To give a foot wedgie first give your victim a normal wedgie. As they cringe in pain, pull one or both of their feet back and pull the elastic band of their underwear around their toes. This will leave your victim immobilized and shrieking in pain. Your victim might have to cut/tear their underwear to free themselves. Note: works best when victims still has shoes on.
John: "Jack your gay."
Jack: "Take that back or I'll give you the worst foot wedgie of your life!"
John: "I was just kidding please don't!"
Jack: "That's what I thought."
Jack: "Take that back or I'll give you the worst foot wedgie of your life!"
John: "I was just kidding please don't!"
Jack: "That's what I thought."
by Leroylongballs August 4, 2014
Get the Foot wedgiemug. Burger King foot lettuce
The last thin you'd want in your Burger King burger, is someone's foot fungus.
The last thin you'd want in your Burger King burger, is someone's foot fungus.
by cY-3 April 4, 2019
Get the Foot Fungusmug.