A dress that you can wear into public and makes you feel as if you are wearing no clothes. Meanwhile you are.
*Common misunderstanding: Does not mean you appear naked*
*Common misunderstanding: Does not mean you appear naked*
by Tsaitea July 18, 2019
Anyone (male or female) who is wearing clothing to attend a society event, concert, wedding, funeral, rave, or other social gathering that is not anything approaching appropriate attire for the event in question, yet the person so dressed believes that they are the envy of other people attending the event because their clothing is cool when it is actually uncool, expensive when it is actually cheap, and fashionistas are probably mistaking them for celebutantes.
"James! Who is God's name is that person Dressed to the Eights over by the punch bowl? Did you invite him? Isn't that a plastic Dracula cape from Wal-Mart and part of a Harry Potter costume?"
by GPurvis November 05, 2013
In the early days of organized crime, the most deadly, viscous, and criminal mobsters used to dress in very nice clothes (suits) for uniformity and intimidation purposes. Of course being the mob gangsters they were, they killed a lot of people in their everyday attire of suits and ties.
Example 1
Jim: How do you like my tuxedo for prom tonight??
Jim's father: Well, I'd say that you're dressed to kill son....
Example 2
Jerry: Man, did you see those 2 hitmen in Breaking Bad?
Jeffery: Yeah I did man, they were dressed to kill, yo!!
Jim: How do you like my tuxedo for prom tonight??
Jim's father: Well, I'd say that you're dressed to kill son....
Example 2
Jerry: Man, did you see those 2 hitmen in Breaking Bad?
Jeffery: Yeah I did man, they were dressed to kill, yo!!
by Larry Berkshire March 02, 2018
by Jorsneezy November 01, 2007
What you accomplish when you toss the salad after letting him release in your mouth. See tossing the salad.
Person A: "So, after he came in my mouth he asked me to toss his salad."
Person B: "Oh, so he wasn't satisfied with a straight out ass lick. He wanted his spunk spread around his own trunk. Let me tell you sweetie, you were dressing the salad"
Person B: "Oh, so he wasn't satisfied with a straight out ass lick. He wanted his spunk spread around his own trunk. Let me tell you sweetie, you were dressing the salad"
by r.c.586 June 02, 2009
when a woman is gettin bitched down by other classier, hotter, sluttier (usually all 3) women, that individual wears her "freekum dress". Also used to seduce men and stop them oogling other potential sluts.
by Guj August 25, 2006