4chan

A dark place that’s given me more trauma than Black Friday shopping in the early 2000s.

Not stupid: 4chan is weird bro why tf you on it
Stupid: stfu 4chan isn’t all bad it’s solved many mysteries like the 2013 Boston Marathon bombing
Not stupid: …gtfo now and never come back or else they’ll have a new missing person to find

by forensicclownery January 7, 2024

4chan

4chan is an image board website with boards dedicated to lots of topics such as pornography, pornography and pornography on the boards where it doesn't belong. The worst place on the internet, the people who use this website are the worst traitorous and racist, sexist, bully, terrorist, pedo garbage imaginable. Please stay away from 4chan. If you are a juggalo or a human they most certainly are not your friend.

Jahn:

Hey did you hear about 4chan?

Kevon:

Yeah you should probably stay away from there, it's crawling with fbi.

by FUCK4CHAN September 7, 2022

4Chan

4Chan is a website filled with nothing but pedophiles, edgelords, serial killers, cannibals, bigots, homophobes, transphobes, gooners, neo-Nazis, racists, zoophiles and just about everything horrible under the sun.

4Chan user: Hey wanna see me fuck a toddler
4Chan commenters: Fuck yeah we wanna jerk off to that

by Sophie Ashton Rosewell January 29, 2024

4chan

it's one of the darkest depths of the internet, the people on there are interesting people to say the least.
god forbid the anons happen to not like you, because when 4chan users don't like something, they'll gain a dangerous hate boner. (or should i say rage boner)

"i'm gonna go on 4chan" i said
"it'll be fun" i said

by dagr8estgamer/rick animation June 27, 2024

4chan

The realm where one's sense of reality withers away faster than their mothers leaving them.

Normal person: Hey, whats up? I haven't seen you in weeks!

4channer: Incest..... Jar..... My little pony......

by jimmygamingswag July 5, 2022

4chan combat van

a van that users of 4chan tend to show up to the houses of those who disagreed with them and have intent have harm the aforementioned person who disagreed with them.
(usually happens after the disagreed person has their home address leaked on 4chan)

sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): hitler was a horrible person
5 DAYS LATER
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): OH FUCK ITS THE 4CHAN COMBAT VAN AND THIS TIME THEY HAVE ASSULT RIFLES!
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): *starts loading FA03 with intent to defend his/her fort*

by DRduck68 July 19, 2022

4chan

A imageboard rulecucked to fucking death, it primarily isn't right wing anymore like many would like you to believe - instead (You) are stuck in the past and the teenaged pedophiles outnumber everyone (AI botted posts aren't accounted for in this comparison)

It was only formerly kewl & based, modern (start of the post 2015 4chan era or however the luggage is hauled) it is a botted, cia infested, janitor power abused & biased, captcha ridden, *intense* datamining honeypot for fakecels, troons and normieGODS alike

This wasn't a overexaggeration, 4chan got hacky hacked and has had leaks fact checking everything mentioned, just shut it down -

wait no actually it is shut down as of 14th of April '25, signs of a retvrn are slim.

4chan lost
kek

by iwanttobeanonymousagainsadface April 18, 2025