3/4 squishy

When a man is struggling for an erection and gets partially there. Not too hard, not too soft. Not enough to have sex.

Babe, I’m sorry. It’s a 3/4 squishy. I’m so close. Maybe suck on me a little?

by Yeah unfortunately March 6, 2021

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the final stages of ones boredom before they finish off, they die, they tear to electrons.

husk of a unrecognizable man 1: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxxcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?
guy 2: NO DONT LEAVE NOW!!! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR *terrible sad music plays and a random kiss scene happens*

by i hate you with rainbows January 13, 2023

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Jeez thats some serious dedication `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/? is enough to see that you are bored but you also did it back wards with the upper case going first!? dam you sure are bored, go play a game or watch a video or something just chill. ( Being too bored )

I am bored and want to see if the whole keys of the computer that can be typed and is backwards is in urban dictionary,`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?.>,<MmNnBbVvCcXxZz'";:LlKkJjHhGgFfDdSsAaPpOoIiUuYyTtRrEeWwQq+=_-)0(9*8&7^6%5$4#3@2!1~` Oh look its there, time to see if it has more

by A Guy that has a real life November 8, 2022