sword of 1000 truths

When a man takes 1000 viagra pills and shoves his 15 foot dick into a girl vagina 1000 times

dude i sword of 1000 truths my girlfriend yesterday , i think i killed her.

by 1337zor April 13, 2008

1000 pound

A really fat person. Obese Man or Woman. This is used for anoying fat people who are very obnoxious. Angry Fat guys with anger issues. Fat women who hate skinny girls.

"That 1000 pound wanted my number."
"That 1000 pound is giving me and my skinny pants the evil eye."
"He is dating that 1000 pound."

by MariAntonia July 16, 2006

dream vs techno hoo wen wenr get 1000 pounds from the human atm

the sentence of wisdom :D

dream vs techno hoo wen wenr get 1000 pounds from the human atm

by wowwow yt November 17, 2021

1000 IQ Person

someone who is very smart, and hate people with 1 braincell, like everyone should. This includes retarded schools. They will grow up in life and be smarter then Einstein

"Fucking Nerd" - Dementor
"I heard he is an 1000 IQ Person" - Demon
"hell yeah I am, btw I hate you both. Your dumb as shit" - 1000 IQ Person

by G7XPOWERSHOT August 16, 2018

Gluck Gluck 10000

When u sucks u off so hard that there is a mini earth quake happens in your area and all the milfs in your local area get horny

there was an earthquake did u get that Gluck Gluck 10000

by Casey Meel April 21, 2022

1000 Island

One of the best (if not THE best) salad dressings.

I've seriously considered apooning scoops of 1000 Island into my mouth. It didn't end up happening.

by Diggity Monkeez January 28, 2005

1000 Mile Nude Rule

Sending nudes to someone who is 1000 miles or over that does not count as cheating

Jessica, it doesn't count because of the 1000 mile nude rule. Send the pic.

by themisfitsman May 22, 2019