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Bryan

Short stubby little asshole, One who will stab you in the back then ask you why your bleeding. A snake in the grass . AKA. HOT WHEELS.
Why are you crying? Stop being such a Bryan.
by Hotwheelzruss May 30, 2016
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Bryan

bryan loves men
by mhm_6969 November 12, 2020
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Bryan

He is a man to break your heart and leave you for someone a lot uglier like a lizard. He is very smart but doesn’t use his head in stead he uses he penis and butt to tell him what to do. Is a great friend will always have your back but he smokes to much and he goes behind his moms back a lot.
Bryan crashes cars and smokes.
by Ttddoogg October 18, 2018
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Bryan

Bryan has changed my life. He is the most loving person and he does this face when your sad and you always tell him to stop but you love it. He’s funny but he doesn’t think so. He has soft lips and warm hugs, he’s tall and skinny but perfect. His dimples are the cutest thing! He’s my everything for 11 days and hopefully forever! I love you so so much bry<3
Girl: wanna go for a walk

Bryan: as long as we can look at the stars
by Bj+bj July 30, 2018
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Bryan

A Bryan is a fat piece of shit that likes to eat everything he sees but when ever it comes to eating a girl out he is a pussy. Normally likes girls that look like Dora and like DBZ. A Bryan will ask like a tough guy but his only move is to sit on people.
Bryan likes eating food and plays ps4 all day. Has no girlfriend and can’t lose 1 pound.
by 696969man April 13, 2019
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Bryan

Stupid bum who is childish and immature
1.Bryan is so childish. 2.Nobody likes a bryan
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bryan

Bryan: your girlfriend has a good handshake, son
Ethyn: uhhh thanks
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