shit

the thing that comes out of your ass

shit is something i would not want to tell you about

by roblox------------------------ February 25, 2019

shit finish

An exclamation used for summoning help, when you're done defecating and need someone to clean your ass.

Momma, shit finish!

by Marquis de Cod July 13, 2021

Shit on

When someone absolutely gets beaten by me in Call of Duty MW2

Damn your ass get SHIT ON!

by GLTCHTUB19 September 21, 2023

Ape Shit

Ape shit- This nigga josh mersky who has a fat fucking ass and walks like the gay dike he is. He forces girls to hook up bc no one wants to. His victims are always scarred for life but his assburgers disease shit doesn't allow him to come to his fucking senses. he literally looks like a chimpanzee with the lips of a baboons ass. He's also autistic and some other weird retarded shit.

girl1."omg did you see josh at the party last night."
girl2."yeah fucking retarded ass nigga couldn't fit through the door bc of his fat ape shit ass."

by dickmedowndaddy 2.0 May 20, 2019

No Shit University

A prestigious educational institution for common sense. Also called The University of No Shit.

"I just graduated from No Shit University after ignoring Flat Earth conspiracy theories."

by jiggysaw17 December 24, 2020

Snap shit

One that snapchats while shitting

Stacey is such a snap shitter

by GangbangGrandma August 6, 2017

Shit o'clock

When it's time to take a shit generally a big one

Hey y'all you know what time it is it's shit o'clock

by Totally real person June 21, 2023