You are probably not from Varna

A way to call someone ugly, some Bulgarians think that the prettiest people are from Varna.

- Do you think I look pretty?
- Eugh...You are probably not from Varna.

by anonymous September 16, 2023

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Get the You are probably not from Varnamug.

Bro you like 26

The fuck are you doing looking up your name bro clock back in

Bro you like 26…

by An actual guy November 24, 2021

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Get the Bro you like 26mug.

It’s only weird if you make it weird

It’s only weird if you make it weird — see also “It’s only wyrd if you make it wyrd” the response to an intimate when one has made a legitimate request and you receive a questioning or pitying look. Often as people we confidently ask for something that we would find both pleasing and satisfying; but, we are met with stiff resistance from our partners and intimates when they are asked to participate in our reasonable (and sometimes reasonable) requests.

Look at it this way, if a person give you a waaaaaaaaaaay overly specific request, they have either done this before or have at least put a lot of thought into what they want.

The underlying meaning of the word weird is magical so actually this comment is deep and dualisticly insightful.

Her: Babe, can you put my Yoga door mounts into the heavy file cabinet; bind me; suspend my arms and legs from the mounts; gag and blindfold me; and use my Hitachi Wand to stimulate me until I pass out?

Him: (Offering the gas face of disbelief in stunned silence)

Her: It’s only weird if you make it weird.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 12, 2023

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