Bite your dick off energy

The vibe that a crazy bitch gives off. She’d bite your dick off at anytime but you’d still hook up with her anyways.
by sanfymanfy September 14, 2022
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bit your tip

when someone is upset about something you didn’t do
i don’t know who bit your tip but you need to chill out
by liyah0804 December 26, 2022
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Show me your bankai

When a bleach fan wants to the see the genitals of another person
James: hey carl show me your bankai dude
Carl: sure
*takes of pants and shows his penis*
by Zəd October 13, 2023
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Have sex with your ex

Hey, Rebecca.

Hey, Ethan.

Do you know what day it is?

Know what day is it

Have sex with your ex day can fuck me?
by You're welcome 69 November 08, 2022
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your dog is a hog

when your dog gets transformed into a hog
after the term "your family tree is lgbt"
this is a term that should not be used lightly
it is more powerful than "your cat is fat"
David: '"Your mom gay lol"
John: " Your dad lesbian"
David: "No u"
John : " Your granny tranny"
David: "your grandpap is a trap"
John: "No u lol"
David: "don't make me say it" "your family tree is lgbt
John: * welp* "I guess your dog is a hog"
* all thicc bois reunite and create a universe*
*david gets placed in it*
by david is done March 27, 2018
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Your Highnesty

Your majesty and your highness made into one word. When you act like your royalty, but your really not. Someone who thinks their "shit don't stink".
Call me Your Highnesty, I know everything and you know nothing!
by LadyA314 December 21, 2023
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Clean your microwave!

Hey, you! Yes, you: the dumbass scrolling on urban dictionary. Did you google this? Whatever, you need to listen close because this is important. Clean your microwave! All that nasty shit on the roof and walls can't stay. What do you put in there and for how long? What??? Thats fucking gross, you need to clean that shit out ASAP. No, not later NOW. GO! Clean your microwave!!!
"Ew, what the fuck? I'm not putting my pizza pockets in there, CLEAN YOUR MICROWAVE!"
by Leuko April 09, 2024
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