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Shitting (something)

Hey, did you know I’m shitting (something) physics?
Really? I’m shitting math!!!
by nanaxox September 28, 2022
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Planet Shitness

A gym that charges a $20 late fee when you're broke and don't have $10 in your checking account. They make sure to only accept debit cards after they've charged you the $20 late fee.
I'm going to make sure I have the $10 in my checking account so I don't get charged the extra $20 late fee from planet shitness gym.
by anonymous July 2, 2024
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shit son

when one takes a shit so large, its size is comparable to that of a newborn son
Me: Shit son.
You: Holy shit, you've shat a shit as large as a newborn son
Shit: is hella big
by shit-son March 14, 2016
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Shit Happens

What your mom said to her friends after you were born.
"Omg, what is wrong with your kid?"

" Oh, you know. Shit happens. This time I fucked a crocodile. "
by Banana Republik June 8, 2018
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Shit Shudders

A reflexive visceral tremble after an exceptionally expressive bowel movement.
"That squatty potty causes me to get the shit shudders."
"After my morning coffee, I shit, and I get the shit shudders."
by Dan Dare 1975 January 1, 2017
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Shit In Your Breakfast

when you shit in someones breakfast; or the alternative, shit in someones kids and eat there breakfast
'Shut the fuck up! I'll Shit in your Breakfast'

Shit in your kids, kill em, force feed them breakfast then eat them.
by Jakeosaurus October 20, 2008
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Phoebe Sproule the living piece of shit

Phoebe sproule is a piece of shit who can steal your friends and manage to manipulate you, she is a disloyal cunt as she can be your longtime friend, in the Battle For Happy Meal Universe, She is actually a character known as +3;#8/

She was a very nice person until she befriended a possessive emo bitch names Ella Thompson, ew the thought of her makes me want to fucking sit my bare ass on fire, so she is a piece of shit because Ella made her become a horrible person, The first few victims were her male friends named Lucas Castle, Oscar King and Noah Upton, these three were dropped out of her friendship circle, Lucas was innocent and kind until Phoebe changed the way he acted, making him a disloyal repulsive little shit, Noah was just doing his own shit, and Oscar just didn't want to be friends anymore, fast forward to end of 2022, she suddenly tries to befriend Lucas after a boy named Shahwaiz threw a water bottle and scared her, she then became a asshole again mid-late 2023, later on they just became enemies again, and Noah and Lucas had complications until it was solved and we both just plain hates Phoebe, ending the 2024 year on a positive note, or is it.

Phoebe would then go after Holly Scott, posting her private stuff and making fun of her, which I think is fucked up because WHY? And then things just stopped, hopefully in the future Phoebe expects no spare fucking change and dies on the street due to starvation.
GD cube finally killed Phoebe Sproule the living piece of shit?! Sweet - Yellow Ball - BFHMA 15a.2
by Digi Al (ScooterWareSystems) September 8, 2025
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