John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
by green923jade January 9, 2021

something that is Flipping amazing in every way shape or form and is undeniably cool!!! and can not be used to describe a person.
by nicknack333 February 20, 2011

by Aisisivyvbys w wowodc May 22, 2018

When you're in the middle of pulverizing your beef brisket but suddenly have to shit uncontrollably. You cannot abandon one need for the other, so you press on, climaxing at the point the turd leaves your butthole.
by Ghost_JoeBudden November 21, 2021

When certain celebrities reach the highest echelons of their own personal opinions they arrive at the hallowed level of Shit-painter.
This is the point where one would consider being at such high regard, that one could shit on a canvass and sell it due to the notoriety of said celebrity! (Where the name carries more value than could be considered justified
This is the point where one would consider being at such high regard, that one could shit on a canvass and sell it due to the notoriety of said celebrity! (Where the name carries more value than could be considered justified
"I saw Chris Martin of Coldplay down the high street yesterday, wouldn't even stop for a selfie, he's become a right shit-painter nowadays"
by MrWazzer October 15, 2021

by Aallee November 15, 2017
