shit me bol

An alternative to "fuck me" although you're adding "bol" at the end, which is boy. Also can be used in replace of "are you kidding me," "really", or "seriously"

Person 1: Man my house caught on fire
Person 2: shit me bol

by agaishrkdnxksjsbj April 1, 2017

Wired shit

When something wack happens. Or when a hobo grabs ur face.

Omg, that hobo is doing wired shit.

by Your humble shit maker March 4, 2021

Dog Shit

Lincoln High

Did you see the basketball game that Lincoln North Star played against Lincoln High?

Yeah, Lincoln High was dog shit.

by RustyMFKuntz December 9, 2021

shit pterodactyl

When you are about to do a sweet BASE jump and you strip your girl naked. You pour Mountain Dew and pop rocks into her ass and the lick that butthole clean while your taking to the sky. Then when you land you shit in her butt so she can feel the rush and adrenaline or being

Dude did you go to Angel Falls last weekend. Yeah bro nacho. I gave my girl a wicked Shit Pterodactyl.

by HEYPUNK626 December 4, 2017

Dog Shit decisions

Referring to a person making a very bad decision.
Just like dog shit.

Person 1: I decided to make my company go full AI!
Person 2: that's just some Dog Shit decisions.

by Buttergoblin2003 May 10, 2025

Piece of shit

It means a dumb hoe named Jacqueline.

Jacqueline is a piece of shit.

by Viridiana lopez March 21, 2020

Shit-tok

A person who is sitting on the toilet taking a dump while scrolling through TikTok on the phone, losing track of time.

- You've been in the bathroom for 45 minutes, what's going on in there?!

- Sorry, i was shit-toking.

by Trickypack February 6, 2023