What sort of God would make you kill kids?

YOUR GOD, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! GODDAMN! YOURS! NUMBERS, DEUTERONOMY, JUDGES!

Hym "What sort of God would make you kill kids? The Christian one does that all the time! Sometimes he kills them himself! How many people died in the flood? All of them? Yours! That one! Literally every kid that dies of cancer or disease is the victim of God's eternal maiming of humanity."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2023

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see you at 4:30

A phrase with origins from the online dating app Grindr, that is meant to cloak a confirmation for a "hookup" under the guise of common vernacular.

Male1: Are we still on for meeting in the park?
Male2: see you at 4:30

by Ed Marley June 14, 2017

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God loves you

Used as a synonym for "I’m a horny twink who wants to get railed hard"

"I don’t really believe in Christianity, but I respect you nonetheless!"

"But god loves you!"

"I’m almost finished."

by Isnorkelincoughsyrup January 26, 2024

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Throw younger people than you day

If someone is younger than you, you can throw them on October 29.

Throw younger people than you day is on October 29

by Cat24weeb October 24, 2020

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You

The bored person reading this . Like take a nap you are probably tired. Or eat or drink JUST DO SOMETHING like damn.

You are bored as hell.

by Depressionover9000 September 25, 2020

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Nobody said you had to supply the sound effects!

What an annoyed attendee snorts at you when you sarcastically voice a gross/crude/embarrassing "audio clip" during/after a humiliating event that others would prefer to hush up or forget/ignore.

Wry-faced storyteller: "...but needless to say, that big plate of beans very decidedly did **not** completely agree with me, and so I ---"
You: "July is National Baked Bean Month --- ppppppprrrrrrrppppppffffhh --- excuse me!"
Wry-faced storyteller, casting an irritated glance in your direction: "Hey --- that's quite enough --- nobody said you had to supply the sound effects!"

by QuacksO June 12, 2018

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