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I know you are but what am I

Something you say when you know your joke was wack but don’t want to admit it.
Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️
by Ass_Gobbler69 September 9, 2023
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hurthear you

To ignore Spencer and Joe and all his frends
I hurthear you
by gabe saundersgabe January 11, 2018
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You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is a long word, often used when someone has typed so much that they deserve to be where they are currently located. There are many ways You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here can be used, such in text, writing, and that is just about the most common forms You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is used.
Guy 1: This is a long sentence I am writing to you right now Guy 2, you might as well respect me.
Guy 2: You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here
Guy 3: Nice.
by hehehehahahafunny November 25, 2020
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you not even the fart

An insightful, poetic lyric followed by a tasteful "grrah" by the philosopher Ice Spice in her new composition, Think U The Shit (Fart). It is beautifully written and sways all the masses.
John: "you not even the fart"
Terrence: "tf?"
John: "you know.. ice spice"
Shaniqua: "Ohhh that new singer"
John: "THINK YOU THE SHIT BITCH YOU NOT EVEN THE FART"
Terrence: "uh..." *strained* "grrah"
by kenshitakahashisleftbuttcheek February 17, 2024
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Are you serious right now?

Ishowspeeds slogan, wtf are you doing? stop searching up random things by a racist monkey and go to church you mafaker
*About to win* Ishowspeed: OMG YES YES COME OWN IM SO CLOSE *dies* ishowspeed: ... * huge inhale* Ishowspeed: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHH NOUUUUUU :((((( >:((( *punches moniter* *moniter falls on his head* bro are you serious right now?
by The Undernot July 31, 2023
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<.7.9.7.6.>When You, As individuals, Involve Yourself, In My Life, I Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>When You, As individuals, Involve Yourself, In My Life, I Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025
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