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Brush Your Teeth Everyday… Your Breath Stinks.
Get A Mint. Drink A Mouth Full Of Listerine. GODDAMN!!!
Me: Hey Sis! Guess What Today Is?
Her: What?
Me: Its NATIONAL BRUSH YOUR TEETH DAY!!
Her: Bruh…
Me: So Go Brush.. Everyday… Nonstop… its really bad..
by sturniolofan06 August 24, 2022
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to have egg on your face

You “have egg on your face” when you say something stupid,or you do something that makes you look stupid.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.
To have egg on your face: I was so nervous to speak with the boy i like that i said a lot of silly things...Tomorrow i’ll see him again at school, and i have egg on my face..!
by *Nero Cristallo* January 24, 2018
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Your a foot

The meaning of “your a foot”, simply is calling you’re messed up.

Created by the YouTube: SSundee
by Puggs4 November 8, 2020
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Today is the day to shoot your shot.
Ask your crush out and it's okay if they regret you.
Oh man, I forgot, that november 15th is the national ask your crush out day and I forgot to ask my crush out

You: Hey (your crush)
Your crush: What’s up? :)
You: Wanna go out with me? It’s november 15th!
Your crush: Yes! But why on november 15th?
You: Because it’s national ask out your crush day!
by Dxsy November 15, 2020
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your mom

A phrase most offen used by 12 year old boys to answer questions.
Has been used for deceniums now, and is still being used. ''Your mom'' is practicaly the worst answer you can get from someone
Friend: Who's that fat lady down there?
Me: Your mom

Friend: Where are we going?
Me: Your mom
by Colin SG. December 27, 2017
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taste your braces

To taste one’s braces means to make out with someone who has braces, pretty self explanatory.
Person 1: Hey person 3, person 2 wants to taste your braces!
Person 2: oh shut the fuck up, person 1.
Person 3: I’m down
Person 2: oh okay then
(This actually happened with a group of friends irl but spoilers, no making out actually happened)
by qveenhopeless May 6, 2018
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