pullin your johnson

the act of pulling on someone's penis (preferably male) as the aftermath of a joke.

Wyatt: "Ahh, I am just pullin your johnson."
Bob: "HAHAHAH."

by bigbeanman72 February 27, 2024

youre targeted

said by a fatass that works at chick fil a back of house. created while playing fortnite with greasy fingers and sweating

you know what dgon, youre targeted

by youretargeted October 15, 2023

National ask your crush out day

Today is the day to shoot your shot.
Ask your crush out and it's okay if they regret you.

Oh man, I forgot, that november 15th is the national ask your crush out day and I forgot to ask my crush out

You: Hey (your crush)
Your crush: What’s up? :)
You: Wanna go out with me? It’s november 15th!
Your crush: Yes! But why on november 15th?
You: Because it’s national ask out your crush day!

by Dxsy November 15, 2020

Lower your cello

Telling someone to keep there voice down.

My neighbor is home, you have to lower your cello.

by Sunny_side-up October 16, 2020

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by TakoTheMemer January 25, 2024

your mom

A phrase most offen used by 12 year old boys to answer questions.
Has been used for deceniums now, and is still being used. ''Your mom'' is practicaly the worst answer you can get from someone

Friend: Who's that fat lady down there?
Me: Your mom

Friend: Where are we going?
Me: Your mom

by Colin SG. December 27, 2017

decimate your dick december

After the grueling 20 days of November you get to decimate your dick the whole month of December, yes, even on Christmas with the fam.

Hey man, Its decimate your dick December, c'mere big boy.

by CowlickIsPog November 4, 2022