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Shit ass on the toe

The random string of cuss words you say when you smash your toe on an unsuspecting object, like a table corner.
*Person 1 is using phone while it is being charged*
*Person 2 trips on the charger wire, enabling the phone to fly out of Person 1's hands, and to land on Person 1's toe*
Person 1: "SHIT ASS ON THE TOE! SHIT. ASS. ON THE TOE!"
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Ass treat

Great booty to eat

Desert or a treat
by Jjvv September 13, 2017
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ass shuver

someone shuvers ass really well
this dude is a great ass shuver
by (ง'̀-'́)ง September 18, 2017
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busted ass mork

Probably the highest level of achievement. Most people strive for this level of greatness.
by CoolmanBBS October 1, 2017
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Ass Strips

A form of kink in which a woman tortures a "usually slim thick" man on his rear end till the juicy ham that is his ass is exposed in strips. Then salt is rubbed into the skin in a rude chronic dose till the man can't take anymore.
"Did you hear Jim got Ass Strips last night"
by jes bru September 19, 2017
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oh you fuckin ass

When you get so mad at someone or something you begin to rage and yell "oh you fucking asshole", but then the rage consumes your vocal cords and you temporaryilly go mute for a short bit.
Dude, Cory just pulled a oh you fuckin ass! I wonder what Stella did...
by Killerwase September 21, 2017
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whosm't the fucc eat ass

when you want to ask people who wants to ass
Dan: Hey Pete, how can I say who eats ass in a fancier way?
Pete: whosm't the fucc eat ass
by DeViLOG1986 September 25, 2017
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