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Bag of shit

Be a dick and crap in everyone's lifes
by I Hate myself twice August 25, 2017
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Fuck Shit

An insult used by very educated fellows offtenly used on the internet by a large number of audiences; the trolls; 12 year olds that need to be laid badly; people that think there funny but not and that’s it. And can also be used to be insulting inanimate objects such as: Video Games; A TV that you need to work but just doesn’t so you scream at it instead; a very bad cake (example: This cake is so fucking bad it can go fuck shit). And that’s all I can think of.
¡! WARNING ¡! This sentence may only be used in VERY EXTREME SITUATIONS. Like for example when the internet is down
V Examples V
Guy 1: why won’t this fucking TV work!? It’s horrible
Guy 2: what kind of horrible?
Guy 1: likes it can fuck shit horrible
Guy 2: wow thats a very shit TV then if it can fuck shit!
by you searched up sex on ub once September 16, 2018
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Five Guys Shits

The irresistible urge to blow up a bathroom after eating Five Guys. Usually sets in 53-65 minutes after consuming. Worsened by Cajun Fries
Man Running Through Airport: “Excuse me, excuse me, coming through. “
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.
by lws0925 August 11, 2019
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Dog Shit

-Someone or something that is not up to expectations

-Can be used to describe someone of such beauty
JACE WRIGHT IS A DOG SHIT

Sadie Griffith is a dog shit love
by Truestgirl August 4, 2019
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AH SHIT AH SHIT

It's a great to use In a sentence as it puts the MACHO NON SHITEATER'S in their place of DENSA HYPOCRACY.
Get your face into the ASS HOLE SHIT ASSHOLE SHIT is SHIT is telling off AH SHIT AH SHIT!!!!
by STINKING LIKE SHIT May 4, 2021
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Put that shit on

Its an Atlanta term Meaning you dress to impress every day or you out did yourself with your outfit today in a good way
Im not gone lie twin i put that shit on today frfr
by Yungnknown October 2, 2022
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shit and step

(Verb) When one takes a shit then just leaves the toilet without wiping...
How is there no paper in the toilet., but there is a mound of shit? Oh, I guess Katie just did a shit and step...
by Tdime March 2, 2018
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