School

A place of hell where you can just break all the rules and who cares if you get in trouble

Guy: does something bad
Teacher: go to the office
Whole Class:ooouuuuuu
Guy: and I'll just leave the school is gonna suspened me anyway

by Avie the chicken nugget November 6, 2019

school

six cruel hours of our lives

school is fucking stupid and i want to burn it down with the people still inside

by happy unicorns 809 October 14, 2021

cum in school

when a guy usually a lonely dumbass decides to cum in the school bathroom stall, or if he is quick enough, cums in the open on the urinal and then runs out

hey lets cum in school

by furrys must die December 31, 2021

Queens Metropolitan High School

A school in Forest Hills filled with Hispanics, Polish, Italian, and other such races. Doesn't matter where they're from because they all swear they're gangster (they're not and if you want non-loser friends you'll have to act semi-gangster too). Most of the bitches are arrogant and ugly as fuck and all the kids in the school are the same person, there is no individuality. They all do the same shit and herd together like sheep. In terms of academics, the school is alright, most teachers are really good at what they do and can help you out if you do what you're supposed to in class, but if you act like a dick the teachers are obviously gonna hate you.

Kid #1: Yo I met some girl from Queens Metropolitan High School

Kid #2: Bro she's 100% a treesh save yourself.

Kid #1: Idk man she kinda seems different.

Kid #2: There's no way, give it up.

by Mother Of Pearls September 12, 2019

Skip school day

December 4th is national skip school day, the teachers can’t get us in trouble if the whole school was off, so remember everyone skip school on December 4th!!

“Hey Eilidh, are you going to school tomorrow”
“No Kacey, tomorrow is skip school day, nobody will be there”

by Secret penis worker December 3, 2019

School

Shit. Just simply shit.

School: is shit
Everyone: normal day today!

by MinceFuck Cycle February 7, 2022

The Old school twist

when an old man takes a shit in ur mouth and shoves a swizzle stick up ur dick hole

( Hey my dad gave me The Old School Twist the other day i still sting from it)

by mitchell richardson October 12, 2011