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National slap ass day

You get to slap a freinds ass without getting in trouble
by Hahabsjs sjdd October 23, 2019
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National slap ass day

On the 25th September any boy/girl can slap each others ass.
Boy slaps girls ass.

Girl “wtf is wrong with you…. Fucking perv”
Boy “it’s the 25th September dumbass it’s national slap ass day
Girl slaps boys ass and bites lip
by Anonymous19393838 September 25, 2022
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person 1: Yo are you sigma skibidi? i heard you were!
person 2: Nahh but Mathias is a lskibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five.
by penisslikker January 2, 2024
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Wet ass fart

When you fart but u actually blow a load of shit out your booty hole
by Abcumlla September 18, 2021
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ass pic day

when you can get an ass pic sent to you for free
by shawtyboo12355 May 19, 2022
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Ass

This girl gave it her all…
Only to constantly fall…
She tried to stand tall…
She let down her wall…

She let this love in…
She believed…
It what was made her heart complete…
To skip that beat….
Nothing this feeling could compete…

Fear was no competition
From showing this love…
She was dove…
Soaring through the doubts….

Turbulence she met…
But her heart was set…
As long as she believed….
Their hearts would meet…
And her love would be free…
Years went by…
Those clouds in the sky….
Filled her hearts with whys…
And made her realize

She was never his hearts desire…

Ass
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Bitch Ass Terry

An old proud white man with a micropenis who talks like his dick is the biggest in the room. If he takes a Viagra he gets taller. Like, how his pee pee sit perched up on his balls like that? His penis is not big enough to call a Cock.
His wife has to turn the lights off when they have boring 2 minute sex, because it's easier for her to get Bitch Ass Terry to fall asleep so she can finish.

A Bitch Ass Terry ruins everything for everyone, as he carries himself like he's God's gift to women when in reality he's all talk and it's a plague.

Look at that Bitch Ass Terry with his fucking Bitch Ass socks and sandals.

Look at that Bitch Ass Terry taking tums before he eats those basic bitch ground beef white people tacos with extra sour cream.

Did you see that Bitch Ass Terry brought his cousin to prom and stopped to get condoms on the way?

Look at Bitch Ass Terry rocking those Crocs and socks. Fucking wonder bread looking motherfucker.
by You know what you did. October 16, 2022
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