Didn't do shit, I swear

Definitely did something wrong, and is doing a poor job at covering it up.

Doug - "Hey you didn't have anything to do with that missing child, did you?"

Dave - "I didn't do shit, I swear."

by toastyptsd May 11, 2023

hit-a-shit

whack-a-mole but shitty

hit-a-shit is 12 bucks less!

by GABEBESTX1771 October 19, 2025

shit

sheffield united

what do we think of shit sheffield united

what do we think of sheffield united shit
thankyou that’s alright we hate shef u we hate shef u

by marshboi1 January 1, 2022

took a shit on me

When your vehicle wont start usually happens when you are away from home.

Call a friend " hey, can you come get me my truck took a shit on me"

by Chopogringo May 18, 2021

Crunchy ape shit

A shit an ape shits out that crystalized over time and turns rotten

There's a crunchy ape shit in the zoo

by Soviet nazi ape July 15, 2024

Shit

many meanings including: poop, rubbish......

I am shit i can shit i have shit

by Yolieeeeeeee <3 February 8, 2022

I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020