by Jordan Tronson December 2, 2020
Get the St. Mary's International Schoolmug. Corner of Hell, probably brought on Earth by the Devil himself. One of the only places where kids above 10 years old suffer internally and externally. Some adults might see school as being helpful and/or a good place to make friends, but it's exactly the opposite.
The number one reason why school is just a crap ton of BS is because of "The very fair grading system that judges people based on how many small little fucks they give about school" (1)
Additionally, school can also ruin your relationship with your own parents out of multiple reasons (2)
And don't get me started on the 5 hours of homework.
The number one reason why school is just a crap ton of BS is because of "The very fair grading system that judges people based on how many small little fucks they give about school" (1)
Additionally, school can also ruin your relationship with your own parents out of multiple reasons (2)
And don't get me started on the 5 hours of homework.
(1) - Why should I learn about biology I'm never going to be a doctor I literally puke when I see blood.
- YOU NEED TO LEARN BECAUSE THE WILL GIVE YOU A BAD GRADE
(2)- DID YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK???
- n-no
-WHY?! IS SCHOOL A JOKE TO YOU?! NO MORE TV FOR YOU!!! *yeets the TV out the window*
- YOU NEED TO LEARN BECAUSE THE WILL GIVE YOU A BAD GRADE
(2)- DID YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK???
- n-no
-WHY?! IS SCHOOL A JOKE TO YOU?! NO MORE TV FOR YOU!!! *yeets the TV out the window*
by moist_mcdonald the 3rd February 6, 2022
Get the Schoolmug. This school lowkey sucked. Its just like almost every other midddle school. Some these teachers hella chill, some a little more strict. But thats just what its like with all teachers. Lots of us had great moments at this school, like messing around with our friends, laughing at the most random shit, hanging out with the chill teachers ect.
by ilovemilfsbaka February 21, 2021
Get the JLS middle schoolmug. A shit school, 2 bold nonces, skets that get their pics leaked, rumours, fights that get gassed but they pussy out, over 1/10, the teachers per gets praised the rest are students or safety hazards, drugs go in nd out of the gates, so bad, ask girls from park for nudes and they’ll send
by unknown2trappy November 29, 2020
Get the Park High Schoolmug. Sharlston Community school, although officially a school for 4 to 11 year olds, the average pupil age is 42. Sadly due to the deprivation in the area, children are held back each year. Those that fair worst are 17th generation Sharlston related to their brothers, mums, sisters, cousins, dad. It's normal to date the next door neighbour who's probably already their first cousin. They will aspire to one day have their own council house and go to pay weekly sofas for a 3 piece suite. Nutrition is poor so children are often clinically obese, the average child is at least 6 stone over the recommend bmi. The school serves meat pie, turkey dinasours and custard every day, the 5 dehydrated peas in the offal pie count as the 5 a day , the head cook Shazza says she's extremely proud of her healthy wholesome menu. The pta often fund raise, selling raffle tickets, to fund the new roof. Sadly the money is paid maintain the teachers wine fund and to pay off ofsted with no benefit to the school. Lessons are not planned, with Chinese nail beauticians paid peanuts to watch the children while the teachers swan off on school trips to Italy without the children.
by bootcutter67 April 20, 2023
Get the Sharlston Community Schoolmug. by exoticmarmot209 February 4, 2024
Get the Sale Grammar Schoolmug.