A skinny racist white boy who wears coke bottle glasses, listens to heavy metal bands like Damageplan, Pantera, Megadeth, Queensryche, etc. he does not like rap. He also plays dodgeball weekly. Occasionally heads up to sky zone and plays there. He brings his buddy Dalton, and sometimes his other buddy, fat Fuck Nate. He’s quick with his mouth, telling people the following.....
“Kill Yourself”
“Get Fuckin cancer”
“Hope you die in a fuckin fire”
“Go die in a car accident”
“Kill Yourself”
“Get Fuckin cancer”
“Hope you die in a fuckin fire”
“Go die in a car accident”
I met this guy on the internet, it turns out he’s not my type.
Honey, you have a Nick Wood on your hands.
Honey, you have a Nick Wood on your hands.
by Carmella is bae February 7, 2019
Get the nick woodmug. by Fisherman tabs August 2, 2020
Get the Haydn woodmug. by Acoustic legand 2 January 5, 2024
Get the Good woodmug. by udictionary2 July 17, 2014
Get the Summer woodmug. Opposite of "The Elephant in the Room."
Something that, despite being very small and insignificant, is the center of attention (often for political reasons).
Something that, despite being very small and insignificant, is the center of attention (often for political reasons).
Guy 1: Have you seen the new (insert movie here)?
Guy 2: Nah bro, I don't watch woke propaganda.
Guy 1: Dude, there's literally just one gay couple in the movie with less than 3 seconds of screen time. Stop paying so much attention to the ant in the woods.
Guy 2: Nah bro, I don't watch woke propaganda.
Guy 1: Dude, there's literally just one gay couple in the movie with less than 3 seconds of screen time. Stop paying so much attention to the ant in the woods.
by Palm Knee June 7, 2025
Get the The ant in the woodsmug. by lifesupp0rt July 9, 2021
Get the chris woodmug. by The Laddergoat March 13, 2011
Get the Snapping Woodmug.