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wood

Slang term meaning the perfect size penis that's course in texture.
I need some wood.
by Danese La Johnson May 17, 2022
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Brianna Wood

A steadfast mother to all her children borrowed baby or blood. Focused and a tenacious goal getter.

Resourceful, cunning, calculating and sly. Excellent at math, and anything she decides to learn is a quick boredom buster. Never alone, she requires the validation of multiple others and is in constant need of attention. Virgo. If she doesn’t get things exactly the way she says they should be, she will do literally anything to manipulate it into her favor no matter the cost.

Excellent planner. Vindictive with no conscience once she sets her mind to it. Obsessed with looking “pretty” physically, talks down about any person the moment they’re out of an earshot.

Will feign genuine concern to get others to divulge personal facts. It’s for the sole purpose of using said knowledge to later bring the self confidence down of that person if she senses they are in any way actually a better person than she can be, or more than likely is prettier outwardly than her.

Terrified of anyone learning just how truly conniving, false, and inwardly self conscious she is.

Her character is lacking any and all authenticity. But she can choose to stop being so empty and poisonous at ANY time. If she possesses the mental, emotional, and overall strength it’s going to take.
That Brianna Wood seemed so cool. It’s too bad she doesn’t know who she is. She thinks it’s cool to act like the popular girl in school. We’ve been out of school for over 10 years YO!
by spiritzr4reel February 6, 2022
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hop off wood

a saying used to tell someone to stop dickriding
you getting me mad tight right now hop off wood
by transgenderer July 9, 2022
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The ant in the woods

Opposite of "The Elephant in the Room."

Something that, despite being very small and insignificant, is the center of attention (often for political reasons).
Guy 1: Have you seen the new (insert movie here)?
Guy 2: Nah bro, I don't watch woke propaganda.
Guy 1: Dude, there's literally just one gay couple in the movie with less than 3 seconds of screen time. Stop paying so much attention to the ant in the woods.
by Palm Knee June 7, 2025
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ebony wood

Friend: I can't wait to have some ebony wood.
by OofPoof681 March 21, 2021
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Galvanized Square Steel And Eco Friendly Wood Veneers

Galvanized Square Steel And Eco Friendly Wood Veneers is a TikTok meme that originates from 'Home Design' videos which commonly feature Little John, his Wife, their accidental 1 billion children, his Aunt, and his pet cat (a tiger)
Little John's Aunt was horrified when she saw him buying more Galvanized Square Steel And Eco Friendly Wood Veneers, she knew he was going to ask to borrow more expansion screws from her later.
by jananajorange May 27, 2024
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Dominic Wynn Woods

Dominic Wynn Woods is UnderHated in the Hip Hop Community.
Dominic Wynn Woods is UnderHated in the Hip Hop Community.
by heynzen December 30, 2019
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