Having an erection whilst talking to a hot girl on a webcam. This is very common amongst virgins who would first like to explore the sexual side by not getting any infections.
Yo, when I walked in to my room mate's room, he was popping an e-boner with this mighty fine white chick.
by IdiotGuy October 02, 2007
When you bump your cigarette into something but don't quite lose the cherry, it turns up wards and forms a "cigarette boner" that continues to curl upwards
by ayfoxtron September 23, 2008
by A&V June 13, 2008
when you quickly extend your arm inward, stretching the skin apart on your elbow, making it hard and boner-like.
Zack: dude, I reached up really fast to slap the bug off my shoulder, and everybody saw my wenis boner!
me: dang, dude was it bad
zack: it was all dirty from being outside
me: dang, dude was it bad
zack: it was all dirty from being outside
by the def person February 22, 2008
When one's partner does not offer sexual relief for some time, then one night or day, begins to tease or contantly arouse the victim, causing the victim to constantly gain and lose a boner, which eventually causes small quater sized wet marks in the victim's underware.
by Dejackamo VonRictor January 11, 2007
by kapaddy October 23, 2003
A person who has the occupation of getting rid of person's erection by any means necessary. Boner Policeman are mostly busy during the morning and are welll known for giving out citations at (lack of a better term) booby bars.
I woke up with the morning wood and the boner police dismantled my erection.
I listened too Taylor Swift and obtained an erection but the boner police were able to dispose of it with a very simple citation.
I listened too Taylor Swift and obtained an erection but the boner police were able to dispose of it with a very simple citation.
by Ham Sale September 01, 2009