touching grass

the equivalent of sex

Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass

Friend 1: LETS GOO!!

by 8k AliExpress recliner May 14, 2022

Touch your Cousin Day

On March 13th it is National touch your cousin day!! If you love touching your family members this is the best day for you!!!

"Do you like touching your cousins? Not a lot. Tomorrow is National touch your cousin day!!!"

by Urban Dicktonary Book May 14, 2022

touching the dragons asshole

to annoy the hell out if someone who is a lot stronger than you.

that drunk guy was totally touching the dragons asshole when he kept asking you questions about your ex, i'm surprised you didn't beat him up tbh.

by statiq69 May 19, 2022

Touch grass

Something you tell your friend who is online on social media and/or video games for too long. It can also be an insult.

You've been online for too long, go outside and touch grass.

by Tr45h May 22, 2022

Touchdown

You arrive home, come through a place, turn up somwhere, show up.

I'm touchdown home first then ill be there

I'm touchdown in a min

by Uk Street Truth May 28, 2022

Toucher

1)An individual that commits sexual assault crimes

2)An individual whom is handsy and touches people without consent

“ He tried to grab her ass at the playboi carti concert , bro is a toucher”

by Thekidfrankie June 1, 2022

Toucher

1)An individual that commits sexual assault crimes

2)An individual whom is handsy and touches people without consent

“ He tried to grab her ass at the playboi carti concert , bro is a toucher”

by Thekidfrankie June 1, 2022