When the partner keeps one foot on the top of the bathtub dry during sex or to prevent the ankle monitor from getting wet.
by spacebarshift2012 January 17, 2024
Get the The Captain Morganmug. When your parents,siblings,or roommate etc are afraid your gonna eat all the food you've gotten recently,so they either hide it,or tell your parents so your sibling is the one to "ration" it out "evenly",but they end up eating more than you do sometimes eating the whole bag of chips ,pizza,ice-cream etc in the process.
This is crazy bruh every time i wake up to eat all the food is gone but when there is,or when mother brings food home you guys wanna be Captain save-some-food an tell me " No",because your afraid i'm going to eat it all but,in reality you guys eat it all up from me and that leaves me hungry.
by SaladAss-_-7 July 14, 2021
Get the Captain Save-Some-Foodmug. "I gave sarah the salty sea captain last night, and now she won't let me finish on her back anymore."
by DZG August 29, 2020
Get the Salty Sea Captainmug. Captain Ioway can save the world with he help of his pig, Blue Boy, and hius sidekick, Korn Kid. He is the greatest superhero that ever lived. He is from Ioway. When he is not saving the world, he enjoys spending time with the Frake family and adding sugar to his wife's mincemeat.
by statefair December 29, 2011
Get the Captain Iowaymug. by Troller32 February 8, 2021
Get the Captain capmug. When he pulled down his pants to initiate intercourse, she realized that he has a captain hook, thus had to turn 90 degrees to have sex.
by the rage March 28, 2015
Get the Captain Hookmug. by Captain CamoPants March 30, 2008
Get the Captain CamoPantsmug.