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Thunder-cunt

The action of using ones entire body and soul to punt an object with as much force as physically possible and as far as physically possible, this is done usually in an aggressive manner and This manoeuver is typically reserved for toddlers since they are fucking evil shittlings that terrorise anyone within earshot with satanic shrills and they crave nothing but blood, violence and breast milk however, anything small enough is thunder-cuntable

There are a few reasons as to why one may decide to "thunder-cunt" a child, animal or object however it is most commonly done as a result of the perpetrator being annoyed or irritated by the target or simply as a joke as it is fucking hilarious. The sole exception is toddlers as it is obligatory to greet them with an almighty thunder-cunt.

The exact origins of the meme remain unknown however it was first popularised by a comment left on an Instagram reel of a child snarling and chasing the camera man and the meme had resurfaced in the comments section of multiple YouTube shorts.
Person 1: that kids god awful screaming is driving me fucking insane.

Person 2: give me a second *thunder-cunts the child*

Person 1: thank you so fucking much
by Ethishaam May 30, 2024
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thunder thighs

the fattest of all thighs
i gotta find me a girl with some thunder thighs
by SebaliMotherTrucker June 17, 2024
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Thundercuntasoraus

A person who culminates the very essence of evil over years and years of torment and narcissistic behaviour towards their partner.
Stop being a super heinous thundercuntasoraus.
by Dr. P. Enylus June 24, 2024
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Thundercuntasaurus

The culmination of evil over years and years of touching and narcissistic behaviour towards your partner.
Stop being a super heinous thundercuntasaurus.
by Dr. P. Enylus June 24, 2024
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Thunder in the Bowl

This occurs whenever you take a shit, and your insides sound like thunder rumbling in the distance. Usually associated with really bad diarrhea or a stomach bug
Whenever I was running, I got the bubble guts, but when I went to release the beast, it sounded like thunder in the bowl. Wowza!
by adnutor June 26, 2024
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Thunder thighs

Look at her legs, she’s got thunder thighs!”
by aaalanaxxx July 9, 2024
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thunder sex

when urcumming inside of somebody during a storm and a lighting strikes
"me and my uncle had great thunder sex" - random kid on roblox
by Skyblue20199 July 9, 2024
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