The Ring isn't made by the dark lord Sauron, but is used for measuring your own nipple and areola size. Measure using your thumb and pointer finger and make their tips meet so you form a circle. Stuff your hand down your shirt and make the circle smaller or bigger depending on the size of the areola and then take your fingers back out to see the results. Foolproof!
The girl had her hand down her shirt, which made Jimmy worried. Then she withdrew the hand and he realized she was just using the Finger Ring.
by barbecuechipz March 20, 2017
Get the The Finger Ring mug.When a man fucks a person in the ass then wipes the head on the partner's lips as when applying lipstick.
After a jack hammering anal session I turned her around and gave her a generous rusty o-ring just before she had to work.
by Scuzpunk April 6, 2017
Get the Rusty o-ring mug.The collection of organic or inorganic residue that collects at the water line of hot tubs, bath tubs, sitz bath or any other standing water, after it has been violated by people who refuse to shower before entering.
The residue may be a combination of sweat, hair, various body fluids, chemicals, beauty products, herpes simplex, excrement and other undisolved as yet unclassified solids and other things to numerous to mention. It may be easier to define it in the aggregate as "Nasty shit you don't want to touch"
The residue may be a combination of sweat, hair, various body fluids, chemicals, beauty products, herpes simplex, excrement and other undisolved as yet unclassified solids and other things to numerous to mention. It may be easier to define it in the aggregate as "Nasty shit you don't want to touch"
by Juan Moore Beer April 10, 2017
Get the crud ring mug.A guy/women will see this woofer ring on your hand and see that you are taken...just an extra prop to keep unwanted attention.
by Tymedowntoo April 12, 2017
Get the Woofer ring mug.A party game where the goal is to not ecajulate last.
Gather a group of mates, preferably two or more, and form a circle.
Place a biscuit in the center of the circle and basically start jerking off, aiming for the biscuit.
Whoever is the last one to ejaculates on the biscuit has to eat it.
Gather a group of mates, preferably two or more, and form a circle.
Place a biscuit in the center of the circle and basically start jerking off, aiming for the biscuit.
Whoever is the last one to ejaculates on the biscuit has to eat it.
by iAmPilot April 30, 2017
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1. I ordered French Fries and received a lucky Orphan Ring at the bottom!
2. Sweet! Barnacles from a deep fryer yielded me Orphan Rings on my Blooming Onion.
2. Sweet! Barnacles from a deep fryer yielded me Orphan Rings on my Blooming Onion.
by SOLARMOON May 7, 2017
Get the orphan ring mug.When two gay men are simultaneously chowing down on each others assholes like the fart monsters they are. Thus creating one continuous tube or circular human centipede.
Billy and I were caught in a ring of fire last night. Which is fine when we kiss cause.... ya know...
by emmerwemmer June 1, 2017
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