The Chuck Lowe is a secret sex technique pioneered by its namesake. It is guaranteed to make any girl multi-orgasmic, and makes all women squirt, even if they are not a squirter. You perform this act by rhythmically moving your pecks in time with your stroke-game and letting out a long, sustained fart on low pressure, like a gas leak slowly filling a room. The fart is to valence your body for the release. Upon your climax, force your penis upwards into the roof of the vaginal cavity, increase the gas of the fart, and simultaneously jam your thumb in her ass, twards your penis, in a move called the pincher.
The Chuck Lowe requires years of training to perform and decades of training to master. The only place you can train this technique properly is in a secret dojo in the Appalachian Mountains, lead by Chuck himself. Most fail, but some true legends succeed. These brave men are known as Lowed Blowers.
The Chuck Lowe requires years of training to perform and decades of training to master. The only place you can train this technique properly is in a secret dojo in the Appalachian Mountains, lead by Chuck himself. Most fail, but some true legends succeed. These brave men are known as Lowed Blowers.
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