by kvhzjv September 19, 2022
Get the jordanmug. A Jordan is a man that has no type of style sometime he where’s black jeans and black jackets and he has a girlfriend that takes all his jackets or atleast try’s he’s always saying he can talk so he can play fortnite and never like taking baths so he’s stinks 😷.
Hey have you seen that dude Jordan
Nahhh which one
The one that doesn’t know how to dress
Ohhh the stinky one
Yeah that one
Nahhh which one
The one that doesn’t know how to dress
Ohhh the stinky one
Yeah that one
by Hatman||| May 6, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. Most Jordans can be smelly and sometimes stinky. If you look really close in her hair you can see lil specks of feces and wittle critters. But most of the time it's on her finger... Its green... Like Ms. Michauds jacket. A deep dark disgusting ugly swamp looking green. It seems as if she really loves this green shade because she just 2 days ago got her nails done the SAME shade. True story, one time, in Spanish class since we both have the same teacher, I saw her get up from her chair, pick her butthole and SNIFFED it. Not joking. SNIFFED. S-N-I-F-F-E-D. You might be wondering why I am writing such a hateful paragraph.. So ill tell you.. Right after the event above.. She.. Wiped the finger.. on my favorite white shirt.. Now there is a trail of feces on it. DO NOT COME NEAR ANYONE NAMED. MY WARNING FROM ME TO YOU
by anonymous December 4, 2024
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is such a cool name. Every person named Jordan is super attractive, rich, and smart. Every person they meet wants to be friends or significant other with them. It’s a privilege to be named Jordan.
by Shaniqua Jordan February 23, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. Amazing husband with a unique personality that has such a perfect life ahead of him with his wife that he is not going to throw away because he promised he would stay
“Jordan is amazinggg”
by Ihopethisnameisnotused November 30, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. by ur mother simps for lithu November 6, 2022
Get the jordan sampathmug.