Cock Flounder

Similar to a blow job alarm clock or alarm cock, with variation and added steps. If the person that you are sleeping with is still sleeping after you wake up and you want to wake them up but have trouble with conventional measures, try this:

1.) Start off by getting an erection

2.) Get your penis next to his/her mouth

3.) At the same time, pinch their nose shut and insert your penis into their mouth as deep as it takes to close off normal breathing

What this should do is close off normal relaxed breathing causing the receiving person to wake up gasping for air like a Flounder fish out of water.

My woman slept through her alarm this morning and wouldn't wake up. We had a lot of errands to do, so I gave her a Cock Flounder...she woke right up.

by TheStepchild November 5, 2011

Cock-Blocko'saurs

A verb used to describe an ancient creature who will go to almost any length to stop you getting some action; a blatant attempt to hate on one's game

Person 1 - " Dude, what was up with Steven last night ? "
Person 2 - " I know right, what a cock-blocko'saurs "

by 'Denver's Finest' March 14, 2022

cock mullet

A bad weiner hair cut; manscaping gone wrong

That guy had a sweet cock mullet. Business in the front party in the back.

by TheBiggestBlackest February 2, 2014

Cock Chomp

To bite a cock during oral sex.

"Omg at the party Rachel was such a cock chomp!"

by Ultimate Awesomocity March 7, 2009

Cock royalty

When a man gets paid a percentage of a woman’s raise after she gets good cock.

Alan received a 10% cock royalty after Cristina got a promotion because of her improved performance after having sex with him.

by Simpatico36 March 14, 2022

Vodka Cock

The annoying state of having had too much to drink and not being able to achieve or sustain an erection.

Gina said the guy she brought home last night had vodka cock. Poor thing...she said he was pushing rope all night.

by DarthIan March 29, 2015

Cock Mop

The term given to a large, bushy, Freddy Mercury style mustache.

Man, look at that cock mop on Dale.

by Snoochie Boochie Man November 13, 2013