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cheese jerky

Chewy, tough, fried cheese.

Often found on the edge of (as a result of overflow) a cheese based food.. as in a grilled cheese sandwich, or the corner piece of a tray of baked mac n' cheese. This vegetarian jerky is prized by many oily-lipped gluttons.
My brother just made a batch of straight-up cheese jerky in the George Forman grill
by screwy louie January 4, 2010
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cotton cheese

when your girl is so horny she creates cotton cheese in her panties.
"Man my girl was so horny, When I took her panties off to eat that muff there was loads of cotton cheese in them' panties"
by niggerama July 26, 2010
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flap cheese

noun. A thick, cheese like, sebaceous sediment that gathers in the deep unwashed crevice found between the folds of an obese person's skin.
When are we going to make "Pick a Fold volume 8"? My Johnson-rod craves flap cheese.
by Harold Chimkowski August 29, 2006
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Scrumunda Cheese

Scrumunda Cheese:

A soft cheese especially popular in the mountain towns of chile for the last 15 years has found a popular following among american citizens. Typically used as a simple cream yogurt cheese spread for breakfasts and night snacks. Scrumunda Cheese or its latin name, Smegmafonous, is created through a simple process of collection, molding, and drying. once it is dried it is dropped as hard cubes into a mixture of goats milk, sour cream, yeast, mixed, and let sit for several days.

It is noted American culture has added whipped cream to this Chilean recipe. Although many people upon tasting scrumunda cheese will admit its flavour to be quite appeasing, upon learning its content many may be disturbed and upset.

Scrumunda cheese is the only cheese derived from humans. Scumunda Cheese's primary ingredient is Smegma. Smegma comes from The secretions of the sebaceous glands, especially the cheesy secretion, consisting primarily of dead skin cells found beneath the foreskin of the male genitalia.

Although it is primarily found in men, female farmed Scrumunda Cheese is also becoming somewhat popular. Known for its predominantly sweeter taste and typical upperclass audiences, Fe-scrumunda can also be found in local markets. Although it is more expensive and harder to come by. A Woman must first experience a yeast infection. It is primarly the discharge caused by the yeast infection that is the main ingredient in female scrumunda cheese.
Scrumunda Cheese, is without a doubt, the finest cheese in the universe.
by donaldsaxton December 8, 2006
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cheese grating

the act of scraping the dried post sex cum butter out of one's underwater preferably with teeth.
I asked her if she swallows and she asked me if I was into cheese grating?
by scrilla douche` January 8, 2018
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Brown on the Cheese

when something turns out perfect or is great like perfectly cooked brown cheese on pizza
"Man this jacket is the brown on the cheese"
"Yo if we get him to come to party that will be the brown on the cheese"
by theoneandonlyd November 24, 2012
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