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tea bitch

Someone who is shit at golf, has a big 'power draw' ;) and drive a scooby doo
by a tea bitch April 22, 2007
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sips tea

John: "Hey man, did you sips tea last night?"

Marco: "Yea boi, it was the best fucking pleasure I have ever had in my life."
by ScheinBoi2005 July 18, 2018
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Boston Tea Party

when a group of gentlemen take turns tea bagging an unsuspecting victim usually the victim is sleeping
"In stead of having anal sex we just boston tea partied my sleeping cat"
by Francisco Attardo April 15, 2003
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Tijuana Tea-Bag

When some person is to lazy to get their on damn tea. You take out your balls rub it all over the teabag and the cup and proceed to add the warm water. Becareful not to scold your own balls. This may result in a loss of seaman. If you want to add a splash of flavor try jizzing on the tea bag aswell.
Rich Man- I do say Johnson can I bother you for a cup of tea.
Johnson the butler- why yes how does a Tijuana Tea-bag sound.
Rich man- The sounds suburb!
by HFKDJF December 28, 2007
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English Tea party

Invite your friends round to drink cups full of Tea with the secret ingredient of Cum
Come round for an english tea party
by livin-wid-aids April 15, 2016
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Water Based Tea

Water Based Tea is the best drink on the face of the planet. Anyone who drinks Water Based Tea is a complete winner who has a ton of high achieving goals and plenty opportunities of success. Water Based Tea Drinkers are strong life forms and could knock out anyone (especially Milk Based Tea Drinkers easily) The leader of Water Based Tea gang is “Ginger Snap Ganon” who is a famous Italian mobster/ rapper/youtuber/mixed martial artist. Ginger is so good at martial arts that it has been reported he whooped the ass of Milk Based Tea leader “Gomank” in the streets of Brighton. Water Based Tea has a ton of supporters, prominent examples include famous Latin American Reggaeton artist Jose Herrera aka “Jatari” and Emo artist “Rose Boy”. Ginger Snap Ganon is running representing the Water Based Tea party along with his vice “Rose Boy”. Water Based Tea is far superior to Milk Based Tea.
He drinks Water Based Tea? Oh, his dick is big
by Rose Boy October 22, 2020
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Bone apple tea

"Bone apple tea" is a phrase that memetically communicates or references the word "malapropism".

"A malapropism is a type of language error that occurs when a person mistakenly uses a word that is similar in sound to the word they intended to use, but which has a completely different meaning. This can result in a humorous or absurd effect, as the person using the word may not realize that they have used it incorrectly. For example, someone might say "I need to buy a new flammable for my car" instead of "I need to buy a new fuel filter for my car." Malapropisms are often used intentionally in comedy or satire to create a humorous or absurd effect, and they can also occur accidentally in everyday speech when a person is unaware of the correct usage of a particular word." - ChatGPT
Person 1: What does it mean to "starch your engines"?
Person 2: Actually, what you mean to ask is "what does it mean to START your engines", "STARCH your engines" is a bone apple tea
Person 1: Goodbye
by Tekaiguy December 27, 2022
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