Lawn Noob

someone who has a turf/fake lawn, and mows/waters it.

Look at that lawn noob trying to water that turf

by fakeandfake April 16, 2011

Immense noob

A person that talks condenscendingly in order to win an argument when in reality they are highly stupid.

Karen was insistent that calling some a Karen is morally worse than calling someone the n-word. "Do you just not understand why its worse, did you not go to college or something", smirked Karen in a patronising manner. Karen is an immense noob.

by Elle394 May 24, 2020

NOOB

Can be used to describe a NEW THING, e.g. "this word is a NOOB, only being used since..." (UK)

"This word is a NOOB, Ngram viewer confirms really widespread since the 2010s"
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by waanaabe August 18, 2025

Noob Nugget

A dumbfuck who can't do the simplest things!

Person 1: WHY CAN'T I DRINK WATER?!?
Person 2: Maybe you're just a noob nugget.

by kaaurid June 8, 2022

Noob

A person who is a stupid cunt and do weird stuff.

Markus Fjær is such Noob

by YBN B-rage September 14, 2018

noob

a word coined by bryn and not jack

jack is a noob

by boffeemil July 15, 2023

Noob stay noob

Phrase
Derogatory

This implies that the said audience remains noobs because of his incompentency

Wow bro 15 minutes and youre 0/10 in top lane? Noob stay noob.

by Lazada 11 11 sale November 17, 2020