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Smash bag

Damn, those smash bags were a little too big for my johnson
by maryyram June 18, 2018
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Smash

Smash is a character in the popular Minecraft mod "Advent of Ascencion". He is the first boss that should be fought by progression but is not required for anything. The boss can drop many items that makes armor later on in the game, and gives diamonds, emeralds and some weapons that are very powerful earlier on. Worship smash. We love smash. We praise Smash.
"Bro, you should worship Smash. Respect Dudeism."
by sogumadik February 5, 2022
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shorty on smash

The girl you are sleeping with but she is not your main girl or wife. Normally you go out to a club and you meet a girl and have sex with her. Although the sex was great because you have a main girl or wife you cannot make this chick you main girl so she becomes someone you can have sex with but not a long term relationship. Usually this is a smut who has slept with many other people that ar in your circle of friends.
John: Joan is my shorty on smash because my main girl or wife is pregnant.
by teamnegativetweet February 6, 2012
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Yellow Smashing My Mom

it’s my dad who always wants to smash my mom
Yellow: CAN I SMASH YOUR MOM?!
Fizzy: no.

yellow cannot smash my mom but he might smash yours
that’s Yellow Smashing My Mom
by TotallyNotFibby August 28, 2022
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jelly smashing

When you fuck a fat batch and you get a smacking sound
Daniel and jennifer had a good jelly smashing
by Big here 69 November 10, 2015
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Smash

A common misconception when a girl thinks the guy wants to fuck, but really just wants to play some super smash bros
Guy: hey girl wanna come to my place to smash?

Girl: oh yeah im gonna ride you hard!

Guy: i just wanted a girl to play smash bros with me );
by Just_somebody06 June 10, 2019
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Settle it in smash!

A phrase used in TV spots of sm4sh. If there are people angry, you say this phrase and they start to fighting.
A:HEY, THATS MINE!
B:NO, IT'S MINE!
You: Settle it in smash!
*A and B start fighting*
by 05v4 April 1, 2017
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