Pacifist's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

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Pacifist's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Sleep

When you fall asleep and have a dream/ nightmare or you just don’t remember

Bro I had the best sleep of my life!

by Life.saver June 22, 2023

Sleep

An unknown entity

“Hey man….I think you need to get some Sleep…you look like you need it”….

“Who’s Sleep?”

by Underquale December 19, 2023

sleep

just close ur eyes and knock yo dumbass out

nigga just sleep

by sasaki April 30, 2021

Sleep

A mythical thing nobody really believes exists. Coffee is the only thing that can stop you being tired. Sleep is nonexistent

You dare defy me mortal?

"I wish I could sleep."
"Who needs sleep?!"

by Jetwing June 18, 2020

Sleep

I wrote this at 4 am

Guy 1, I’m tired
Guy 2, go to sleep

by Lil gang gang May 15, 2018

Sleep Crapnea

A debilitating disease, mostly commonly associated with Boston Terriers. They begin snoring while they sleep, followed by large amounts of toxic fumes coming from the rear of the animal

We just found out my dog has sleep crapnea, he snores like a freight train, and farts like mule.

by Terrier Dad January 4, 2023