River is a MALE whos is STRAIGHT. he is not GAY. SUPER STRAIGHT! yes he is well hung, yes he is educated, yes he does woman studies, yes he is a 'womaniser', yes he watches beastality, yes he is large. This is river we are talking about.
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Sexy Girl Lady: "Hey, did you see that River guy? I heard he's the baddest Poo Crewer around!"
John Oates: "He slobbered on my nip!"
John Oates: "He slobbered on my nip!"
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A poor slang term for an Indian person or one from India the country; got them going down the way of life and they're there or; cleaned them off.
That river nigger at the gas station had a polo on today for his one store and cleaned from the streets side eye life.
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Stephen couldn’t help but notice the river pickle floating towards him. He shouted, “Hey, who squeezed out a river pickle!’
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Get the Rivers Cuomo mug.In the midst of the city's vibrant rhythm, Riverisblue, known for her sensitive stomach and distaste for pizza and coffee, holds a quirky secret: she once crossed paths with the Arctic Monkeys, a renowned rock band.
In a momentous encounter, amidst their global musical conquests, Riverisbluee had a chance encounter with the Arctic Monkeys. Despite her gastronomic battles, her love for music remained steadfast. This unexpected meeting with the rock icons became a cherished memory, a tale she shares with a sparkle in her eye, a narrative that adds a touch of star-studded excitement to her urban adventures.
With her unique blend of quirks—steering clear of pizza and coffee while harboring a chance encounter with rock royalty—Riverisblue's story in the city becomes a tapestry woven with unexpected twists and vibrant hues, making her urban escapades truly one-of-a-kind.
In a momentous encounter, amidst their global musical conquests, Riverisbluee had a chance encounter with the Arctic Monkeys. Despite her gastronomic battles, her love for music remained steadfast. This unexpected meeting with the rock icons became a cherished memory, a tale she shares with a sparkle in her eye, a narrative that adds a touch of star-studded excitement to her urban adventures.
With her unique blend of quirks—steering clear of pizza and coffee while harboring a chance encounter with rock royalty—Riverisblue's story in the city becomes a tapestry woven with unexpected twists and vibrant hues, making her urban escapades truly one-of-a-kind.
"Riverisblue, with her eclectic tastes and adventurous spirit, embodies the essence of uniqueness—avoiding pizza and coffee while boasting an unforgettable encounter with the Arctic Monkeys during her urban escapades."
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