Triple Point Shit

When you go to take a shit and it comes out in three stages of matter at once
Scientist: Did you know that at its triple point, a material can exist as a solid, liquid, and gas simultaneously?
Me 5 minutes ago: Guess I just took a triple point shit then
by virescent October 09, 2020
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snazz points

a type of achievement awarded by the public after a cool/fresh/fly act or state of being
Sally buys fabulous new shoes
Devin: 20 snazz points
Sally: I know aren't they soo hip?
Devin: ....Minus 15 snazz points for that comment
by LuckyWaters January 09, 2011
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60 Point Team

A fantasy baseball team that dwells in the cellar and has to fight, tooth and nail to avoid the OLRL protection penalty.
Oh man !! Billy has a 60 point team. He has a lot of power and shaky closers , but all his guys hit .226 and are banged up.
by rotoking March 25, 2011
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Cootie Points

the point system of lies, sweetened sarcasm, exaggeration, and "kiss-assing" used by males to better assure their chances of gaining the attention of a desired female, in the hopes of "getting some booty" (SEX).
Ex:

"Oh babe, you have the sexiest sneeze."
"Of course your little brother can come with us to the movies"
"Damn baby, I love your new haircut, I really liked you with hair, but I LOOOOVE you without any."
Examples of Use:

"I hate how every time I make fun of sarah, john comes to her rescue, trying to earn him some Cootie Points."
"I know I lied when I called her sexy, I was just trying get me some Cootie Points."
by Zack, The Pisces January 07, 2013
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boner point

To say something that makes people incredibly excited.
After giving the background and details of the event, my boner point was that Drake was going to be performing at the after. Everybody started going nuts.
by A-FERRRR October 05, 2011
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Dong Point

A point awarded for a complex task (ex: play ding dong hide on their property, punch ben in the bazookas, etc) in the game or organized system of DONGING. See definitions ''donging'', ''dongage''.
''Dong that house for 500 dong points!'' ''Bro steal the candy bar ill give you 500 dong points.''
by Patrick ''Dong Dictator'' October 07, 2019
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1,000,000 points

The highest reward for something (taken from points based video-games and Frank's hat in 30 Rock).
Person 1: "Did you get a raise or extra holiday days following your appraisal at work?"
Person 2 "Dude, I totally got both! 1,000,000 points."
by Toad 10-6 March 13, 2012
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