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Half-Ass Holiday

January 25th is the day in which we celebrate just how stupid all these new holidays are by making fun of them with Opposite Day.
I can’t believe they actually celebrate this half-ass holiday every year!?
by iNerdia Entertainment November 10, 2018
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half-third-cousin

Half-3C:
1- Parent's half-second-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's half-first-cousin's grandchild.
3- Great-grandparent's half-sibling's great-grandchild.
4- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and one great-great-grandparent in common.
My half-third-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 17, 2021
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half upside down

When you’re not stood upright, and you’re not upside down. You’re in between; half upside down.
I wasn’t facing the ceiling or facing the floor, I was half upside down: stuck in between
by Bernardo253 April 30, 2019
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half mile freeway

What a woman calls the experience she has with a man or men when she has a great ride with a well endowed, large or long gifted man, whom she can get on and off quickly.
She sure likes that half mile freeway
by Observer 777 August 25, 2021
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male half-life

the male living past about age forty, thinking sex is available, but being DEAD WRONG!
while the female, due to various biological developments WRAPS IT UP !!
(this is the greatest, saddest, untold story for the younger males! ie: that of the poor male, left to spontaneously combust!

no more unsatisfied, "messy chore" for the female! or, getting "preggums" by a being unfit for fatherhood !
jeff was feeling strongly damned by male half-life while his lecher instincts ran wild!

i "burned in hell" in later life, thanks to male half life!

due to male half-life, the male will 'take on' about anything! ie: "sloppy the pig", bag of broken glass/garbage, box of nails, e.t.c.
by michael foolsley May 30, 2022
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half-cousin-niece

Half-first cousin's daughter.
My half-cousin-niece is a good girl.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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fore and a half head

fore and a half head is when a chick has thin or no eyebrows at all, this creates the appearance of a fore&1/2head.
daryl: that chick is hot.

lary: she dose look hot. wonder how she keeps the sweat from beading down into her eyes..

daryl: what?

lary: ya, its got to be like 95 degrees out and with this heat and that fore and a half head and no eyebrows to catch the sweat. i wonder how she dose it...

daryl: ......your an idiot.
by kyle pro March 12, 2012
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