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john howard

Aust

n. Lit : Long serving Australian prime minister, with long suffering Australian public. Also,

1) Any disposable rag used for a particularly filthy purpose.

2) Any stooge, fool or corruptible nincompoop in a position of authority who talks a lot but doesn't listen.

3) (Vulgar) A limp penis during a time of great opportunity. See also bitter disappointment :(

4) A bore, a boring person, esp, a boring person who has leeched on to your social group. Also, a single minded social disaster area, whom you don't have the heart to club to death.

v.
5) John Howarding: Any act of stomach churning cowardice involving excessive asskissing, portrayed as great achievement.
1) Pass me a John Howard would ya darlin, I need to wipe the dogshit off the bottom of me workboots.

2)Did you see the way Bruce went all John Howard on us in today's meeting? Talking to him was like talking to a mule's arse and listening to him was about the same.

3) Sorry darlin I was into it... but... I started thinking about the bills and the kids and then before I knew it... it went all John Howard.

4) Davo was a bit of a John Howard at times, always going on about the same old shit on a different bloody day.

5)Gavin was John Howarding his way to the top of his profession until, one night when reading his own speeches, he suddenly died of terminal boredom.
by Costa Del Barto June 25, 2006
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Hello John

A phrase often randomly called out during silent sessions, such as within a class or a library.
Also used to respond to anyone who calls to you.
Heck, its just a bloody random phrase, use it anywhere, anytime.
1.In a library:"Why, hello John!"

2.Person 1: "Excuse me, sir?"
Person 2: "Hello John."
by JAK January 27, 2004
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John Rocker

A largely rude and narcissistic brute.
-I hope somebody calms that John Rocker down or I might have to.

- My bus was late because a John Rocker kept berating a women on the bus.
by CobraMcD March 10, 2009
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Ballsack John

The man...
The myth...
The Legend...
He plays baseball, and they call him ballsack.
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john condron

Lead vocalist and founder for We Stole Saturday, formerly Scars of our Youth.
John Condron founded We Stole Saturday alongside his brother, then-vocalist Aaron Condron and former Drummer Evan Corcoran. The current Lineup consists of guitarists Brandon Gately and Alexx Krol, bassist Joshua Fitzmaurice and drummer Adam Dillon.
by weirdyrandommetal1977 November 1, 2015
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Saint john

Home of crackheads drug dealers and little kids who think there 19
Person 1. Bro have you been to Saint John?
Person 2. Ya it’s crazy there dawg
by Inyodadsbedtndawg March 6, 2022
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John McCainer

A person that eats dinner at 3 to 4 PM or "John McCain time", usually an older person.
(Waiter) Oh, good, it's three o'clock; break time. Unfortunately I still have one John McCainer.
by Shikalika December 30, 2010
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