Matthew

Matthew is a person who loves eating and eats many types of food. Matthew is inspirational to those around him yet he is oblivious to the fact. People find him interesting as he often does unique and eccentric actions. No one can hate a Matthew as he is such a nice guy with a caring heart that goes out if his way to ensure that others around him are safe and comfortable. He is someone who is loyal and trustworthy, the type of guy you can rely on. Can be known as Matt as well.

Carl: Hey Matthew, boy can you eat...
Matthew: Hey man, it's an all you can eat buffet, Carl just don't eat the carbs.

Carl: Okay Matthew, probably slow down on eating that chicken though...

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Matthew

A really sensitive squirrel

Person 1: look at that squirrel
Person 2: he looks like a Matthew
Person 3: he’s so UGLY!
Squirrel: *starts crying*

by ItsYaBoiSkinnyPenis44557711 June 8, 2020

Matthew

Matthew's typically have great parents, ultimately resulting in healthy social skills later on in life. Matthew tends to have nothing that he needs, but something that everyone else needs. He's the man that the world didn't know it needed. He typically stocks up on plenty of snacks, but is in desperate need of toilet paper. Usually stocks up on Ramen Noodles, but has no idea how to cook anything else. Will go out and earn a surplus of money just to spend it on the person he loves (who is also typically the person who cooks for him). Believes he's stuck in the awkward part of life between a mom and a wife.

"Who's that guy that's feeding the homeless?"
"Oh... that's Matthew!"

by DaddyMattySutts November 9, 2022

Matthew Lillard

One of the sexiest men known to this earth, played Shaggy, Stu Macher and now William Afton, aged like fine wine and would smash 👌

Person 1: do you like Matthew Lillard?

Person 2: hell yeah I’d bang him

by DilfBanger November 18, 2023

my matthew

He is the sexiest, smartest, most attractive person to ever live. He belongs to a girl named morgan :) he is the sweetest person youll ever meet and youll always want to talk to him. (he also has a big dick ) I love you mi amor.

My matthew is mine forever, he will always carry my heart with him, and i will always carry his.

by MatthewsProperty September 11, 2022

Matthew

A type of tuba player you would never want to be, they never play the correct notes and also, they never mark time or hit they never hit their dots in marching band their marching technique is horrible

Matthew is never, on his dot, he needs to stop being such a bad player and marcher

by Dark_Logic99 November 5, 2025

matthew

hes a beautiful sweet guy who will never let you down he usually has red hair hes super skinny and he was stabed by his mom so his sister didnt get stabed so hes afraid of peircings hes kinda strong he gives the best hugs and if you have him you should keep him he will be the best thing that ever happens to you hes the coolest person ever and i miss him so much

luke:matthew i swear to god if you dont stop
matthew:what

by gothdaddy September 2, 2022