Low As Balls

what you say when you or someone else is very depressed.

Exhibit A:
*kid cries in corner in the high school’s hallway*

A: Hey dude, check it out.

B: Damn, he’s low as balls today.

Exhibit B:
“yesterday i was low as balls.”

by viosbio January 26, 2021

Low Bird Shooter

A person who is so low and reckless that they will, in a circle of dove hunters, fire their shotgun at a bird below the horizon thereby peppering others at a civilized dove shoot with pellets possibly "shooting their eye out." In the South, families with members who are so low, so base, so deserving of no trust that they will shoot at a "low bird", cannot be trusted in any situation.

Low Bird Shooter: You can't trust that person as his family has a history of shooting at a low bird.

by drbailey25 December 30, 2021

Lowe

Lowe = faggot

No you Lowe

by Svartpepar March 11, 2020

Low Flying Ducks

When you are in a public restroom and you hear someone fighting for their life in the stall (i.e. stomach bubbling).

Low flying ducks in the rr!

by WagyuBandit55 January 25, 2024

Low set thumbs

More people listen to people with low set thumbs, because they are considered more courageous and give compliments to females.

Guy- I wanted to keep my thumbs low a little bit longer, but I didnt feel like being brave or complimentary today.
Guy with low set thumbs- You lazy fucking coward piece of shit, lower your thumbs.

by Solid Mantis September 7, 2020

i low you

I'm trying to get you to be as low as possible in life. But the person hears I love you. Almost the exact opposite of I love you. This has happened to me.

I love you.

I low you too, ha ha ha

by Mikalay July 11, 2022

Shawn lowe

Founded by Guyskins, origins only known by the founded fathers. Virtually replaced the word 'lowe' this new phrase can be used to express anger and disappointment.

'that was the last paper bro'

'bruv, Shawn lowe'

by thexy69420 March 4, 2021